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Eragon
Feb 19, 2008 13:03:50 GMT -5
Post by Remora/Juliet on Feb 19, 2008 13:03:50 GMT -5
Talk about the first book here!
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Eragon
Mar 1, 2008 20:06:57 GMT -5
Post by demongirl on Mar 1, 2008 20:06:57 GMT -5
No offense, I think these books are a cheesy disgrace to the name J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Eragon
Mar 1, 2008 20:07:38 GMT -5
Post by demongirl on Mar 1, 2008 20:07:38 GMT -5
AAACCCKKK!!! Sorry! It posted twice!
Remora edit: don't worry, I took care of it (finally)
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Eragon
Mar 1, 2008 20:13:30 GMT -5
Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 1, 2008 20:13:30 GMT -5
It's okay. Seriously, you remind me so much of Schmergo it's scary.
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Eragon
Mar 17, 2008 17:06:07 GMT -5
Post by demongirl on Mar 17, 2008 17:06:07 GMT -5
Who's schmergo?
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Eragon
Mar 17, 2008 18:07:56 GMT -5
Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 17, 2008 18:07:56 GMT -5
You know all those links to stories on MNFF I sent you? Did you read "The Dark Lord's Blog?" She wrote it. She's a brilliant humour writer, and also a member of this site. *waves in case Schmergo is reading this*
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Eragon
Mar 29, 2008 13:37:53 GMT -5
Post by demongirl on Mar 29, 2008 13:37:53 GMT -5
Remember that thing that you and Scarlet do in school Remora? I thought of a great one for the first book after Eragon rids the dragon for the first time: " I've got blood..... In my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Eragon
Apr 1, 2008 13:28:43 GMT -5
Post by Remora/Juliet on Apr 1, 2008 13:28:43 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I actually learned that from Schmergo. We should give Schmergo a praise board. (You can tell I'm bored right now.)
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schmergo
Sir Lancelot
Brave Sir Robin
REAL men wear frou-frou!
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Eragon
Apr 1, 2008 15:01:47 GMT -5
Post by schmergo on Apr 1, 2008 15:01:47 GMT -5
*Stands menacingly in the doorway with ominous pizzicato strings music playing behind me*
Why, I am.
I... am not so fond of Eragon. I hated the writing style and couldn't get past it; it seemed like excerpts from a thirteen-year-old's bad LOTR roleplays on neopets. I think when the writer gets older, he'll be really ashamed of the book. He's probably not a terrible writer, he just wasn't ready to have a book published yet at that young age.
I still think Eragon's slightly redeemed by the presence of JEREMY IRONS (aka Scar in the Lion King) playing Teh Bromster in the movie... and none of y'all probably read Discworld, but Mr. Irons is playing Lord Vetinari in the film of "Colour of Magic" that comes out this winter, and I am pleeeased. Actually, I squeed and ran around like a maniac.
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Eragon
Apr 28, 2008 18:20:13 GMT -5
Post by Remora/Juliet on Apr 28, 2008 18:20:13 GMT -5
I agree! Brom is the only awesome character in the movie. Here is my analysis of the characters:
Eragon: too "pretty boy;" looks like someone from one of those boy bands, only dressed for the Middle Ages Angela: looks like a hooker Arya: looks like an evil sorceress of doom, and isn't a hot elf chick Orik: didn't know he was in the movie Ajihad: looks a bit like Mace Windu, and this ain't Star Wars *Remora's English teacher kills her* Nasuada: looks like a black version of Queen Elizabeth I Murtagh: should not have dyed his hair black for the movie, but is fine otherwise *Scarlet and Sky don't kill me* Durza: plain creepy Galbatorix: looks like a cross between Darth Sideous and my dad Saphira: good Brom: awesome
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Eragon
Apr 28, 2008 18:41:34 GMT -5
Post by Remora/Juliet on Apr 28, 2008 18:41:34 GMT -5
Like the poll?
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