tyance
Sir Lancelot
Artemis-"At the risk of sounding cliched, I've been expecting you."
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Post by tyance on Apr 3, 2008 17:28:42 GMT -5
Then Jack found a herring and and danced on W.S.'s grave. He was happy once again. Then he remembered he didn't have anymore peanuts. He wasn't happy anymore. Norrington decided guacamole was gross, and went after Jack again.
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Post by ankh on Apr 3, 2008 19:05:06 GMT -5
Meanwhile, far away, a guy named Bob opened up a restaurant. It was not going well.
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tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
That is going to be really hard.
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 4, 2008 17:42:46 GMT -5
All he sold was guacamole & herrings. Fresh herrings. So it was no surprise that no one wanted to eat there.
Meanwhile, Jack was on his own epic quest for peanuts. Norrington was following so he could take them once Jack got hold of some. Thats when they stumbled across Bob's resturant.
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Post by ankh on Apr 4, 2008 18:15:48 GMT -5
Now, at this particular bad restaurant, there was a peculiar artifact. This had ancient power. It was currently being used a drying rack for dishes.
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tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
That is going to be really hard.
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 4, 2008 18:21:59 GMT -5
So it wasn't exactly in its previously glory. Anyway, Jack and Norrington were hurled first head first into the artifact by the T- Rex after the cheese hit him on the head. After a flash of light, they stood up and looked around. The world was white, except for the artifact (that they didn't even know was magic), Jack, Norrington, and a giant slice of purple cheese in the shape of a dinosoar.
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Post by ankh on Apr 4, 2008 18:29:17 GMT -5
Well, they were obviously puzzled by this experience. They were surrounded by a white void with the exception of the artifact. It looked very peculiar.
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tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
That is going to be really hard.
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 5, 2008 12:19:30 GMT -5
Jack picked it up. He turned into a giant pink walrus. With green wiskers. When Norrington picked it up he....
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Post by ankh on Apr 5, 2008 12:23:17 GMT -5
some how changed the landscape. They were out in the middle of the ocean again, but this time..
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tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
That is going to be really hard.
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 5, 2008 13:03:32 GMT -5
There was no fog and no dolphins either. Jack was very dissapointed. They fell 2,592 feet to land on the back of. . .
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Post by ankh on Apr 5, 2008 13:07:01 GMT -5
well, water. What did you expect? He found swimming in open water, miles away from Norrington, who landed in Beckett's office. He was offered a job, while Jack saw no signs of land.
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tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
That is going to be really hard.
Posts: 184
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 7, 2008 16:24:09 GMT -5
Norrington accepted the job. Now he could brag to Jack that he had a job and Jack didn't. Meanwhile, Sue was battling a feirce. . .
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tyance
Sir Lancelot
Artemis-"At the risk of sounding cliched, I've been expecting you."
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Post by tyance on Apr 7, 2008 16:39:37 GMT -5
3 HEADED LIGER THAT SPIT ACID
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Post by ankh on Apr 7, 2008 17:25:29 GMT -5
While he battled the fierce beast, he pondered why he hadn't appeared in the story. I mean, come on, the whole first post were about him. AND THEY COULDN'T PULL THE VICTOR HUGO CARD!
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Apr 7, 2008 18:18:10 GMT -5
Then, suddenly, he wondered who Victor Hugo was. This person didn't seem to exist yet...His brain made a weird sound and he fainted.
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Post by ankh on Apr 7, 2008 18:30:26 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Norrington was busy rubbing his new job in Jack's face. Literally.
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