tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 7, 2008 20:53:56 GMT -5
First he threw Jack headfirst onto the building, then took his Name Tag and kept throwing it at Jacks face. It broke Jack's nose. Suddenly the nights who say Ni showed up and thought that Jack needed more punishment. They kept breaking his nose, then set out a bowl of peanuts. After he made several attempts at claiming the peanuts, they threw the bowl off the building. So Jack flung himself off after it.
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Post by ankh on Apr 8, 2008 5:12:30 GMT -5
One of the knights said,"Guys, don't you think that was a bit harsh?"
He vanished instantly. Then a new knight appeared. "Hahaha, that was funny!" he laughed. .....
Jack was still falling as this point. So this is how it ends, he thought. Well, at least I have my peanuts back!
The peanuts then all fell out of the bowl.
Oh, CRAP!
But just before he landed, he woke up.
His nose still hurt, so up until then it must have been real. But he must have passed out after that happened. Anyway, he couldn't have really fallen off a building, or he'd be dead. Right?
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tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 8, 2008 15:28:24 GMT -5
Well, no. This is alot of strange happenings in this story and tons of random things. If you haven't noticed that by now, you are probably a dead brick. (No offence Ricky.)
Jack looked around him. Where am I? He wondered. Norrington appeared in a flicker of white light. Jack screamed like a girl. You'll never guess what happened then.
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Post by ankh on Apr 8, 2008 16:30:16 GMT -5
Actually, you probably will guess, but most likely you'll guess wrong.
The plot suddenly shifted so fast it made several characters nauseous, and knocking over various objects, before crashing against the wall. Yes, that is why the story has no plot.
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tinkerbell
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 8, 2008 16:47:28 GMT -5
Well, anyway, after the fictional plot had shifted so much that the world was sent spinning into oblivion, Sue was still wondering why he hadn't appeared in the story this whole time. He was getting angry.
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Post by ankh on Apr 8, 2008 16:48:50 GMT -5
So he decided to do something outrageous to get some attention.
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 9, 2008 16:47:37 GMT -5
Suddenly Will appeared out of nowhere. Sue asked if he would help him create a plan to get attention. Will pulled out a list. As you have probably guessed, it was the same list as before. "Um, is all that really necessary?" Sue asked. Will gave him a deathstare that resembled a retarded badger that had just been poked by a certain spoon named Joey. ;D It was the most horrible sight Sue had ever seen, so he just went along with the whole unecessary steps to get to the end.
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Post by ankh on Apr 9, 2008 16:58:29 GMT -5
"Now, how does this help attract attention toward myself?" asked Sue.
"It doesn't," said Will with an evil grin on his face. He laughed maniacally, which sounded like a dying animal that could not be recognized.
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tinkerbell
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 9, 2008 18:26:53 GMT -5
Sue shrunk away from the sound. Then he grabbed the forgotten artifact, that randomly changed into a New York Yankees baseball bat. He took that as a sign, and hit Will on the head. Will, of course, was out for a several years, and woke up a place randomly called
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Post by ankh on Apr 10, 2008 14:38:57 GMT -5
...Chicago. No, I don't know how he got to Chicago.
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 10, 2008 17:19:48 GMT -5
But he was immediatly placed in an Institute for Nutcases. Jack grinned freakishly.
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Post by ankh on Apr 10, 2008 17:38:14 GMT -5
While he was busy freaking out random people with his grinning, Norrington was bugging people with his gloating.
"Oh, and by the way, I got a job with the East India Trading Company!" James grinned widely and somewhat cheesily.
"Yes, I know," said the random person sitting near him. "You've told me fifty-two times already!"
"Yeah, but I just like repeating it. Oh, and did I mention that I got a job with...." He was then knocked down by a random book that came flying out of nowhere.
The guy grinned. "Now he's said it 52.7 times!"
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Apr 10, 2008 18:15:55 GMT -5
"...East India Trading..."
"52.9," mumbled the guy.
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Post by ankh on Apr 10, 2008 18:22:09 GMT -5
"Comp-" Another random book knocked him out. "52.95."
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When he came to, he found himself in ...
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Post by tinkerbell on Apr 10, 2008 18:38:01 GMT -5
Nowhere other than Tortuga. Where else? Duh. Anyway, the random guy that James had been tormenting was dancing with glee. Sue got even angrier.
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