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Post by ankh on Mar 19, 2008 17:02:28 GMT -5
So he called up his friend Mr. Paul Plagiarist. "Paul! I finally figured out my latest play! I'll call it Macbeth!" "Sounds interesting. Could you give me a full synopsis?" "Of course!"
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 19, 2008 17:48:50 GMT -5
"So, first, there's this guy called Macbeth, and there are also these witches and they sing this one song.
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Post by ankh on Mar 20, 2008 9:00:09 GMT -5
"So then Macbeth goes power crazy and begins slaughtering people, until this one guy kills him."
Unfortunately, Paul attempt at a rip-of became the first horror/ax-murder movie. The world was never the same again.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 20, 2008 16:13:15 GMT -5
It became full of emo kids who slit their wrists for no reason whatsoever.
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Post by Overlord Logan on Mar 20, 2008 21:09:32 GMT -5
And a rare few of them even cut other peoples wrist.
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Post by ankh on Mar 21, 2008 16:30:51 GMT -5
So yeah people died. Shakespeare was suddenly very ticked off, but then Jack and Norrington came in.
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Post by Overlord Logan on Mar 21, 2008 17:45:08 GMT -5
"I'll sue both y'all. You are copying me!" Shakespeare said. "Ohh please, nobody likes you anyways." Jack said, and Shakespeare just left crying...
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Post by ankh on Mar 21, 2008 17:55:35 GMT -5
As Shakespeare ran off to his therapist, they both examined the plays he was working on.
"It's about an orphan boy who goes to a magic schol," said Jack as he examined the drafts. "It'll never catch on," said Norrington.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 21, 2008 18:30:37 GMT -5
So they took a lighter to it and burned it. Little did they know that, at that same time, a story with a similar plot was just beginning its trip to the top.
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Post by ankh on Mar 21, 2008 18:34:03 GMT -5
"How did that happen?"Jack inquired. "Heh, the villain's got no nose,"said Norrington.
Suddenly dear old Voldy appeared and grabbed Jack by the shirt collar.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 21, 2008 18:58:20 GMT -5
"Avada--" he began.
"What is this?" asked James Norrington. "A magic act?"
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Post by ankh on Mar 21, 2008 19:04:34 GMT -5
"Ack," said Jack (hey that rhymed) as Voldemort pulled on his shirt collar and then apparated. He took him along. James was suddenly thrown into a rescue mission, but then Shakespeare appeared.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 21, 2008 19:10:23 GMT -5
"Has anyone seen a creepy guy with no nose?" asked Shakespeare.
"Uh, yeah, um, why?" asked James.
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Post by ankh on Mar 21, 2008 19:14:30 GMT -5
In a few moments they were both on the same quest, but with different motives,along with Harry Potter, who was another character Shakespeare claimed was his. Voldemort was goin' down!
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 21, 2008 19:19:02 GMT -5
Until suddenly, they heard a noise. A noise that went, "Tick, tick, tick."
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