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Post by ankh on Mar 14, 2008 11:26:52 GMT -5
the knights of Ni were not pleased that they had just done that, but they had no choice. There was a flash of light and they were gone. They were back in a second, but Norrington still wanted peanuts deep down.
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Miles away, huge block of cheese fell from the sky. What does this have to do with anything? Read on!
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 14, 2008 13:29:57 GMT -5
The cheese landed on top of the T-rex that had chased Jack and Norrington. He was now dead.
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Post by ankh on Mar 14, 2008 13:36:47 GMT -5
The dinosaurs were extinct. Again. No one new why cheese fell from the sky on that day, but it did do something. It woke a large army of titans from there eternal slumber. And these titans had an insatiable hunger for peanuts.
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Post by Overlord Logan on Mar 16, 2008 11:55:01 GMT -5
And those titans went after Jack first because he had peanuts earlier. "OK, I HAVE NO PEANUTS LEFT!" Jack said as he plotted against Norrington,"I gave them to him!" *Points to James*
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Post by ankh on Mar 16, 2008 12:00:50 GMT -5
I wish, thought Norrington.
He admired the irony of the situation.
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Post by Overlord Logan on Mar 16, 2008 12:19:04 GMT -5
The Knights of Ni huddled togethor to decide Norringtons punishment, "We have decided to...
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 17, 2008 13:14:07 GMT -5
make them EAT the herring!"
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Post by ankh on Mar 17, 2008 13:25:53 GMT -5
Norrington gave Jack a death stare. "I'll get you for this," said Norrington. And from that day on, he was out to get Jack. Plus his intestines were never the same again.
Jack ran.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 17, 2008 13:30:29 GMT -5
And ran, until he ran into a pack of velociraptors!
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Post by ankh on Mar 17, 2008 14:15:21 GMT -5
The velociraptors werenot happy, but all they did was throw him. Far. Really, really far.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 17, 2008 14:18:02 GMT -5
He landed in a palm tree with coconuts.
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Post by ankh on Mar 17, 2008 14:19:31 GMT -5
He fell, which was painful, but he landed on sand.
The knights of ni decided that Jack needed punishment as well, so they made him relive it again. And again. And again. And a few more times. And then they rinsed and repeated.
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Post by Overlord Logan on Mar 17, 2008 20:43:08 GMT -5
Jacks skull was never the same again.
And Jack swore to get the knights for this, and then get Norrington for wanting his peanuts.
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Post by ankh on Mar 18, 2008 16:04:59 GMT -5
Well the titans actually left because they preferred Jupiter, so there wasn't any problem. Meanwhile, a certain playwright (*cough*Shakespeare!*cough*) suffering from writers' block.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 19, 2008 16:10:28 GMT -5
He couldn't think of a name. "McMuffin?" he thought. "No, how about Macintosh? Like the computer? No! I've got it Macbeth!"
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