tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
That is going to be really hard.
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Post by tinkerbell on May 8, 2008 17:12:22 GMT -5
This is a list of all the memorable times me (Tink) & Tyance have had. (Don't go there.) Please don't delete Remora, we NEED this list, our other one is gonna be discarded soon.
1. Secret Grannies
2. Candle Karate
3. Doggy Throwy (& Breaky)
4. Tramp on the Tramp (don't ask)
5. Pants Falling Down (nice one, Tyance)
6. Magnetic Squishers
7. Cookie Theif (Morgan, you wouldn't know him)
8. A Magazine Trip
9. Lightbulb Explosion
10. Jango Murders Tink and causes her to fall off a fence
11. Operation Stalk Staring Granny
12. Dancing With A Dress (I bet that was fun, Tyance)
13. Pen Murderer
14. Time To Disect The Phone
15. Tink Kills Screen (Tyance's) (in which he suggests I should include that it was a new phone)
16. Brooklyn Style Pizza for $9.99
17. Old Grannies Claim Unsuspecting Banana
18. Pennies Galore
19. Lightfoot's With Shawnee and Sammy
20. Bad Mouth (wasn't me, honest)
21. Cheesehead Gets Stabbed (with a spoon that was later confiscated by my mom)
22. Hobo Town
23. Giggle Fit During Concert
24. Spit-Take Prediction
25. Drug Addicts at Quiznos
26. Buying $1,000,000 with 39 cents
27. Remora's Identity Revealed (along with Tyance's crush on her)
28. The Deadly Poke
29. Plus All Those Trampoline Killings And Incidents And Gossip
30. "YOU BLEW IT UP!"
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Post by Remora/Juliet on May 8, 2008 18:44:58 GMT -5
"That was one small step for you, one giant leap for randomness kind." -Teh Remora, taking over teh world one quote spoof at a time
(Which means it can stay. I'm totally making one of these for me...)
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tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
That is going to be really hard.
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Post by tinkerbell on May 9, 2008 17:31:44 GMT -5
You should, it's really fun. We couldn't stop laughing while we were making the list.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on May 9, 2008 18:32:42 GMT -5
I did, but it stinks, so I'm going to make a new one that's funnier.
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tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
That is going to be really hard.
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Post by tinkerbell on May 20, 2008 19:43:41 GMT -5
Just rephrase it. Kindof like your chapters you write for your story.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on May 20, 2008 21:22:44 GMT -5
Here it is: Top Thirty Remora Moments: 1. 15 cent chopsticks 2. Emos Doing It Wrong 3. Hersheys--It's like a National Health Hazard 4. Break a leg--and why not do it in front of every guy you know? 5. The music stand of perpetual evilness (It lifted my skirt five inches) 6. Sticking my finger in my eye--for the entertainment of low brass 7. The Rock that (Nearly) Killed the Flutes and Drum Major 8. Joey! 9. Random Chess 10. "My life is screwed up because of Monty Python" 11. "What? Doesn't everybody eat rose petals?" 12. Remora Meets Sparkly (AkA: why I shouldn't play SSB past 11) 13. Kill the pencil! 14. The codeword is "cheesecake" 15. Remora takes housekeeping into her own hands 16. Remora just wants a Tootsie Pop 17. "Don't give Scarlet any more balls!" 18. Accidentally coughing a lougie on my screen (just now) 19. Freecell saves Remora from imminent doom 20. The psychic mp3 player knows all and tells all 21. All hail the Navel of Light 22. Why does the IP address have letters? 23. Remora embarasses her middle school 24. Kamakazi 25. Remora is in love with Hitler 26. Remora kicks some verbal butt in Taco Bell 27. The Pool Shark of Doom 28. The Minute and a Half Fishtank Incident 29. Stabby trophies 30. You WHAT? ? (To a dude who said, "I love U2") It's not that I can't rephrase them. It's just that they aren't funny!
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Post by Remora is lazy on Jun 3, 2008 19:29:33 GMT -5
More Remora moments:
"Remora is a manly man!" (Katie said that. And said my real name instead of Remora)
The Door of Doom (I walked into it)
Remora's got a 40 year old boyfriend.
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tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
That is going to be really hard.
Posts: 184
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Post by tinkerbell on Jun 3, 2008 19:32:21 GMT -5
I can relate to those three. Well, two of the three. 2+3. I think the list was pretty good. I liked it, and its fun confusing people by making them. ~Tink~
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Post by Remora is lazy on Jun 3, 2008 19:39:09 GMT -5
Who was your forty year old boyfriend? Mine was a dolphin named Lester. I'll show you the picture of me kissing him at camp or something.
More because I had to post quickly:
Remora nearly gets a whiter nose than before
The black brick
"How do you keep turning everything I say into an innuendo?"
The evil psychic music player at Burger Bar
Remora loses her bishop before the game even starts
"Kick that one more time and I'll kick you"
Remora loves Wednesdays
Remora waves the queen
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tinkerbell
Sir Galahad
That is going to be really hard.
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Post by tinkerbell on Jun 3, 2008 19:43:39 GMT -5
Well, he was actually around Sixty. His name was DV, well, I don't know his full name, and he owns this one Candle brand that I forgot was called.
~Tink~
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Remora is still lazy
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Post by Remora is still lazy on Jun 3, 2008 19:45:53 GMT -5
Interesting...Very interesting...I bet everyone's wondering why I'm not logging in to post this stuff...*
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Jun 9, 2008 21:53:21 GMT -5
I've got more...I think you'll recognize some of these, Tinks Remora falls off a cliff FIRE IN MY EYE! It takes two to...chicken dance? Remora wants to be a boy because of The Mummy (Figure those out... )
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tyance
Sir Lancelot
Artemis-"At the risk of sounding cliched, I've been expecting you."
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Post by tyance on Jun 10, 2008 12:27:36 GMT -5
wow, things really do get around
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Jun 14, 2008 16:08:43 GMT -5
What do you mean, Tyance?
Oops, in my last post, I accidentally added an S to Tink's name...Sorry!
Here are a few new ones to confuse the multitudes:
Remora kicks the bucket
Remora literally runs into a polygamist
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Post by ankh on Jun 14, 2008 16:11:07 GMT -5
At least you didn't do it at the beginning of her name...
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