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Post by ankh on Mar 12, 2008 16:03:12 GMT -5
Jack yelled,"Dude. We're in the middle of the ocean." As soon as he said that, he hit a hard, ferny forest floor.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 12, 2008 16:05:51 GMT -5
"Where's the herring?" he asked in a dazed voice. Then the slippery fish hit him on the head.
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Post by ankh on Mar 12, 2008 16:08:35 GMT -5
"Ick! How old is thi-"
He didn't get to finish because just then a large....
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 12, 2008 16:10:31 GMT -5
tyrannosaurus rex appeared out of nowhere. There was a sign that said, "Welcome to Jurassic Park" about five feet from Jack.
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Post by ankh on Mar 12, 2008 16:13:48 GMT -5
As the large, terrifying jaws approached Jack, he didn't move.
wait a minute, that doesn't work, he thought. So he screamed and ran.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 12, 2008 16:16:19 GMT -5
Meanwhile, James Norrington was still riding the dolphin through the black fog of doom.
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Post by ankh on Mar 12, 2008 16:18:10 GMT -5
As he began to see the edge of the fog, he fell into the void of doom until he landed on Jack.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 12, 2008 16:19:20 GMT -5
Jack screamed, "I'm going to be eaten by a T-Rex!"
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Post by ankh on Mar 12, 2008 16:21:22 GMT -5
But as it turns out, T Rexes were actually herbivorous. So it ran past them.
Jack said,"You can get off me now."
Norrington got up off of Jack. That's when he remembered peanuts.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 12, 2008 18:04:12 GMT -5
"Give me the peanuts now," James Norrington said, his tone low and deadly.
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Post by ankh on Mar 12, 2008 18:09:00 GMT -5
This scared Jack. He had already eaten the peanuts, and he was sure there were none around. He had no idea what he was going to do, or how he was going to get back to Tortuga.
Oh yeah, and he was stuck with a peanut-craving maniac.
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 12, 2008 18:16:12 GMT -5
"Why do you want my peanuts so badly?" Jack asked, stalling for time.
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Post by ankh on Mar 12, 2008 18:20:34 GMT -5
"They. Are. Awesome. The subject of my undying adoration," said Norrington heavily.
"Um...find something else?"Jack said nervously.
"Yeah why don't I."
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Post by Remora/Juliet on Mar 12, 2008 18:22:24 GMT -5
"Like, maybe...avacados or something," Jack suggested. "You could learn to love guacamole and chips!"
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Post by ankh on Mar 12, 2008 18:24:20 GMT -5
"with lime?" asked Norrington eagerly.
"Sure........"
Well, he thought.There's that problem solved, but how do we get out of here?
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