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Post by scarletshadow on Aug 4, 2008 13:44:18 GMT -5
Dear Diary, Sorry that it has been so long since I have written. Wait, why am I apologizing to a diary? It is an inanimate object, it is like someone talking to a wall... The reason why it has been so long is really simple. I finally discovered my calling, my destiny, the reason why I am here. And I am telling you, WE ARE NOT ALONE! but that is another story... Here is the reason why I was gone, I was on tour. As a backup dancer. For Shakira. And now I can shake my booty! Ricky
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Post by scarletshadow on Aug 30, 2008 10:58:20 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
After three weeks, I have decided that dancing on tour is not my calling. I have discovered my true calling, my destiny, the dream that every little brick dreams of. I, Richard DeLimerick Prickle, have decided to run for president.
Ricky
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Post by Lia Falcon on Aug 30, 2008 13:37:12 GMT -5
Oh boy, this is gonna be good.
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Post by scarletshadow on Sept 19, 2008 22:32:40 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
Since I am officially running for the Green party for the Presidency, I realized that I need to choose my Vice President. I haven't decided on who I want yet, and I'm waiting for some sort of sign.
And I'm not counting the "stop" signs outside as inspiration.
Ricky
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Post by scarletshadow on Oct 1, 2008 21:25:41 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
I am continuing on my quest for a VP, but in the meantime I'm trying to think of a slogan. Please, if the voices have any ideas please let me know. The big debate is coming up, so I have to prepare some of my answers.
-Ricky
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Post by scarletshadow on Jan 12, 2009 21:20:50 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
A lot has happened since I lost wrote in my diary. For one, I ran for President. I have stuck a manuscript of a newscaster into here. The newscaster is Kara Wulf from FoxNews, and this aired today....
Kara Wulf: The crowd is going wild as Air Force One arrived carrying the President-Elect today. I asked a few members of the crowd what they think about the inauguration that is coming up in just a few days.
Random Girl: ITS GOING TO BE FREAKING AWESOME!
Kara Wulf: Wow, I sense a lot of enthusiasm here.
Group of Crazy Girls: SQQQUUUEEEE! HE'S SO HOT!
Hobo: We wanted change and he will give it to us.
Kara Wulf: Here he comes! President-Elect Ricky DeBricker!
Crowd: SQUUEEEEE!!!! --------------------------------------------------------
Ricky
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Post by scarletshadow on Mar 4, 2009 21:30:34 GMT -5
Dear Diary, There is one thing I must say......The White House is totally freakin awesome!!!! Only there is one thing that makes me wonder. The toilet paper here has flowers on it, is this in some strange way helping the way the toilet paper functions? Or is it just there for my amusement?
Ricky
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Post by ankh on Mar 4, 2009 22:59:51 GMT -5
I envy you now Ricky...living in the same house Thomas Jefferson once lived.
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Post by scarletshadow on Apr 7, 2009 1:34:52 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
I believe that I am in the middle of a worldwide crisis, one so large the world has never seen it before. It has come to my attention a small group is planning on invading the Western Sahara and forming a new country. Personally I don't really care, there isn't really anything out in the middle of that desert anyway. I have been considering contacting them and seeing if I can snag a slice of land.
Ricky
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Post by scarletshadow on Apr 13, 2009 20:08:40 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
I have found them. That one special person that was made just for you. The person you are meant to spend the rest of your life with. I can't stop thinking about them, I just can't. I'm convinced that it's love.
Ricky XOXOXO
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Post by scarletshadow on Apr 15, 2009 20:18:36 GMT -5
Dear Diary, Oh my goodness! You will NEVER believe where I am right now! I was on my way to the American History Smithsonian to give a speech when suddenly my Secret Service Agent, Frankie, jumped over me. At that moment I heard a bullet whistle through the air, and then another. Before I could think another thought I was being wheeled into surgery to remove a bullet. When I awoke, my soulmate was standing guard next to me, like a guardian angel. I am still resting, although I snapped a shot of my honey bun to keep forever in this diary. www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/02/George_Clooney.jpgRicky
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Post by tyance on Apr 15, 2009 20:29:25 GMT -5
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Post by scarletshadow on Apr 16, 2009 21:55:05 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
It has been one day since the accident, and Frankie has been keeping the press away from my room. My Georgie has been sneaking in to give me flowers, isn't he the sweetest? The nurses told me that the bullet had hit my right shoulder, and I am very fortunate.
Sadly they do not know who the shooter is. So therefore he (or she) could still very well be out there. It is so nice to be out of the closet, at least in this diary. If the press ever got ahold of this, my political career would be done for!
Ricky
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Post by scarletshadow on Apr 27, 2009 19:09:37 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
My luck is so horrible it amazes even me! Yesterday my Georgie and I went to a Nascar race. It was absolutely wonderful, until debris from Carl Edward's car flew off and hit my honey bun and I. Secret Service was all over the place, but we are okay. Gratefully, no one has caught on that George and I are an item. I look forward to our next event.
Ricky
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Post by scarletshadow on Aug 1, 2009 22:53:51 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
I am the most horrible person on the face of the planet! George and I are fighting, so I decided to take a walk and escape from the Secret Service for a while (or so I thought.) On the way, I headed into a club a few blocks from the White House. I had a few drinks, and then ran into an old friend from the asylum. Well, to make a very short story shorter (a biker gang entered and I was rushed out) I will explain what happened with a few lyrics of a popular song I heard on the radio.
I kissed a girl....and I liked it!
Ricky
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